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MastoTip!

Did you know you can pin up to 5 toots on your profile! :mastodon:

Hit the three little dots on your toot and ‘pin on profile’.

#mstdn #mastodon #mastotips

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Also read a few opinions about Mastodon.

Apparently, some people think this platform is the new escape for people with liberal leanings.

I guess it is. Because a platform like birdsite that constantly makes you feel angry is just plain unhealthy.

If you have to escape that crap, please do. Run like the fucking wind.

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Cat has developed this funny resting position, hanging her front paws off the ottoman. #mastocats

I made the heavens, the earth, the universe and everything in it in six days. Six. Fuckin. Days. I was working on a tight schedule. Might have forgotten to install a couple of things. Like Justice.

Go easy on me.

@Gargron Eugen Rochko the Third (Yes you are the third), introduce your people to me.

In India anyone can become Prime Minister. That's the problem.

If people screamed my name while doing other stuff as often as they do while doing the dirty, the world would be a much worse place.

Evolution by natural selection is the truth. If you need any proof, look at how I've evolved.

One of my least favorite things to do is to be Vishnu. Imagine trying to sleep in that posture on the snake bed with no lumbar support with all those weapons and chakras and knickknacks in your hands while your head rests on the side of your palm and all that metal headgear precariously balanced on your head and threatening to fall off at the slightest hint of a head-tilt while python hoods stare down at you for eons on end.

Why does Jesus think he’s so special if you are all my children?

To those of you who like to believe they'd have killed Baby Hitler had they had the chance, it's my sad duty to report, he was a deceptively cute-looking infant.

All those folks who are migrating from birdsite to the Mastodon Fediverse, please stop bringing all the bad practices like verified tickmarks out here. There is nothing great about being verified out here. Your username is specific to a particular instance (server). There is no point in using a verifed tickmark because a particular username can be used in another instance (server). And it is impossible to prevent that.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.

@Gargron I made you, I made Mastodon and I made cats. You follow and boost cats on Mastodon, but you don't follow or boost me. You're turning into Jack.

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