Siddharth Shah @siddharth05h4h@librem.one

Some people believe man made me, and not the other way around. To those people I say, whatever man wants me to say.

@Gargron You make me proud, Prophetess!

Throwback to that time he really liked this box so we made him a small house. He liked sitting on the terrace but then, tragically, fell through the roof one day. 🤭

What I personally most like about this platform is all engagement with each other 👏 It’s not only about sharing but also discussion and helping each other out. I must say I have never seen that on this scale on any other platform.

Personally I feel a lot more free here, I don’t have to worry about a big company with somewhat ‘dark/money’ intentions constantly looking over my shoulders!

Power to the people 💪

Introduction for #India Twitter and Mastodon. Hi I'm Anuya, a screenwriter and co-founder of @booksontoast, a YouTube channel + community for readers. I like people and books and TV and comedy and dancing to Bollywood music and cats and would very much want this to be a callout culture/ hate speech free place. I believe that if you don't like something - unfollow and move on and if you don't understand something - don't share opinions on it. Forgiveness, empathy and evolution are also imp imo!

If Humankind were a listed company, I'd totally short its stock. #armageddon

It is my sad duty to inform you that the Lapsnatcher has struck again.

Please welcome Mia, former Ukrainian street cat, now mine and @sixohsix 's esteemed flat mate. She's already claimed my favourite seat after being with us for an hour. #caturday

They:So your feelings got hurt on mastodon?
Me: yep 😢

They: Today?
Me: Ya 😢

They: At what time?
Me: Toot hurty 😂

Wait Wait ... #cat #cats #catpics #kitty #kitties #kitten #kittens #mastocats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #bot https://redd.it/dtij1m

Just to clear the air: My hand had nothing to do with that Maradona #goal
The Crusades, on the other hand, well that's all me.

Here’s a cat from yesterday

2014, 2017

To all those who are disappointed with the #AYODHYAVERDICT : You aren't alone. They declared me a human being. Imagine how I'm feeling. #majorfail

People who are favouriting my toots but not following me are such freeloaders. Worse than priests.

Folks from India, I sent you two fuckin cyclones to distract you from #ayodhya What more did you expect me to do?

RT @srivatsayb@twitter.com

As Onion prices touch ₹100/kg, listen to this JUMLA during the 2014 campaign

🔸What happened to 'Real time Farm Data collection technology' Modiji?

🔸What happened to 'Price Stabilization Fund' which was supposed to end 'Mehangayi'?

Six years & still only speeches to show for

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/srivatsayb/status/1192452236124647425

Surrounded! Three of the four cats, the youngest too far out of frame. ❤️ (I don't want to move... but I need coffee and I have to work! 😁)

I officially relegate The Bible and demand that Good Omens take its place.

PSA:

Great winter foods

1. Crab soup
2. Prawn biryani
3. Beef cutlet