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@ErikSchouten73 is grateful for the camouflage. So many house flys will be killed and eaten thanks to this.

@junecasagrande @jeff @SABEW TIL there are sub threads, I thought my "it's working now" reply fell into the void for a minute there.

@MrCooper Holy hell, was that generated by GPT-3?

@georgetakei Crazy people are getting even crazier than I could possibly imagine. Watching the GOP implode is the schadenfreude I desperately needed.

@jaykuo Am I crazy? I thought he ran as a democrat.

@junecasagrande @jeff That's the link I got the error on but now it's working. Welcome @SABEW !

@PhineasX And I just reminded myself I keep forgetting to use AmazonSmile when I shop there. Satan Damn It!

@PhineasX On that note, Amazon just let me know The Satanic Temple has received $28,500.56 via AmazonSmile this year.

@hankgreen If covering Elon didn't generate revenue, he'd be just another internet troll downvoted into oblivion.

@adamgreattweet Jesus would have been just another crazy hobo if he wasn't the son of a holywood ghost.

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ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery

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the h in ghost is actually a little ghost waving to you

@drfunkybutt@mastodon.online It's a bit tough finding quirky compression socks. That whole industry is pretty uptight.

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ATM “machine”
From the people who brought us PIN “number”

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This is Margaret Hamilton.
She wrote the procedure for joining Mastodon.

@The_Tim Cutest thing ever! Even if it is a sign of rabies.

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