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ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery
Jason
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the h in ghost is actually a little ghost waving to you
@fro_vo can’t unsee and never want to.
@gamingonlinux this toot is in my feed.
@drfunkybutt@mastodon.online It's a bit tough finding quirky compression socks. That whole industry is pretty uptight.
Jason
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Jason
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This is Margaret Hamilton.
She wrote the procedure for joining Mastodon.
@The_Tim Cutest thing ever! Even if it is a sign of rabies.
Jason
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Hats off to high winds.
Jason
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I’m so obsessed with The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy
Jason
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There were three men came out of the West
Three kings both great and high
And they have sworn a solemn oath
John Mastodon must die.
They took a tank and ran him down
With bullets in his head
And they have sworn a solemn oath
John Mastodon was dead
But when the Spring came kindly on
And showers began to fall
John Mastodon got up again
And did surprise them all...
@dansinker Die Hard: A Christmas Story https://tickets.phoenixtheatre.com/overview/10999
@JoParkerBear Should I vote if I left Twitter many years ago and joined Mastodon just a few years ago? I didn't technically "migrate", I'm just here :)
Jason
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bilingual
@AnnemarieBridy And for those like myself, that didn't realize this was on by default until you saw this, you might appreciate the simpler interface :)
hate mail
@JxckS Your story may be the biggest one so far to convince people they just need to get the hell off Twitter.
Jason
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Joined Apr 2019
