@fro_vo Totally worth the 17 re-reads it took me to get it.
@hankgreen "make my six year old laugh" worth it. At this age your knees weren't doing you any good anyway.
Elon: You there, boy! What day is this?
Boy: Everyone hates you and it's far too late to fix that.
Elon: Too many options, I'll reask the question...
@rebeccawatson christmas steve just feels unseen.
@SecularJeffrey That room has an epic skybox. I can feel the open edges of the baseplate just out of frame.
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God will never give you more than you can handle, unless you were born in the wrong place or don't have money. That makes God super mad.
Jason
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IDEA: Quiet quitting, but for Twitter
Jason
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So apparently Nintendo's old ex-president Hiroshi Yamauchi has an absolutely AMAZING website.
3D voxels, unicorns, music... and you can still scroll down the page while it's doing all of these things.
Is there a "DemoScene" for website designs? Because this might just qualify.
How Pitfall Builds its World
https://evoniuk.github.io/posts/pitfall.html
#RetroGaming #6502 #Atari2600
@weiser I do it half the time I try to silence an incoming call which is about 4 times an hour with all the spam calls these days.
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Now on YouTube (with amusing Smiths bumper):
“The Dish: Jay’s Artisan Pizza takes a swing at pizza rankings”
https://youtu.be/c7OCGTd-G7Y
“Jay’s Artisan Pizza in Kenmore, NY, made it on one of the world’s most respected pizza ranking list this year.”
cc @BuffaloEats #Buffalo
@Lizerreal Close one, "am bi dextorous" could kind of fit there.
@drfunkybutt@mastodon.online I can relate to every republican if I empathize from the perspective of 14 year old me. But I hate 14 year old me with a passion.
@SwiftOnSecurity Lover is the best song ever, hands down. Glad you posted this, I was looking for something to add to my drunk Tuesday afternoon playlist.
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I don't think people understand the danger we are in. Taylor Swift is a prolific creator without any apparent remaining binding. Normal artists don't get to just drop an album with no marketing and go #1 multiple times a year. Hell even the songs she gives away to other people go #1 (Better Man) top 100 (Babe) even if she tries to hide her name. (This Is What You Came For) She wrote the multi-platinum "Speak Now" entirely by herself at 19.
Now, at just 33, Swift already has 10 mainline studio albums across country, pop, folk, and more. It's conceivable her lifetime work output could displace all other need for any other kind of music. Imagine being born in 2040. It is entirely possible you could listen to nothing but Taylor Swift your entire life. Of what possible incentive would you find to stray from her blinding artistry?
As human creativity is replaced by machine, it is entirely possible Taylor Swift will become the last human matriarch of the arts.
@drbeaubeaumont It's me, hi. I'm the forced perspective, it's me.
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I'll wave to my neighbour wishing him a Merry Christmas while muttering "dickhead" under my breath because I'm festive like that.
@chespace Oof, now what'd he do? Something on the bird site?
@daniel_rubino I really miss Brian Beckman, I'm kind of scared to ask where he's been.
@scorpiosoul9 Guest #29 and #30 might.
Joined Apr 2019
