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A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--

HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.

@originalspin @yoyoel

Just go to the Playstore, search for Twitter. Don't reinstall it, but rate it with one star. Then select the three dots in the top right, with 'Flag As Inappropriate'. The next screen asks why you think it is inappropriate. Mark it as 'Contains Hate Speech', and submit.

Google does take these reports seriously. It's worth the effort.

#Twitter #ElonMusk

Musk has become like TFG, he makes a claim on Twitter & we all have to fact check it.
Today he thanked advertisers for coming back. Which ones? How many? What was their Ad buy? How many more left? Who's providing the data? Him? Is it AUDITED? #thefowlsite #twitter #Musk

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#comic #webcomic #warandpeas #funny #comicstrip #comedy

@dcjohnson another aspect that people seem to be forgetting is that the MAGA world is fully convinced that pics of Hunter's dick was going to sway votes but pics of Melania's tits wouldn't.

I really don't get the logic.

Rebranding pie as β€œDessert Casserole.”

One of my employees just pointed out that neon can have radioactive isotopes and 3 is a prime number.

"Neon Prime" == "Half-life 3"

Many Tesla owners seem to now be concerned that their vehicle may be increasingly viewed as the automotive equivalent of a red MAGA hat, or noting that they themselves are now viewing Teslas that way. Not very difficult to understand why.

*shuts down laptop*
I think that's enough internet for today

*picks up phone*
Let's see what the pocket sized internet is doing

this is the most succinct response I've ever seen to the comment "but Android is Linux!!"

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

The EU, UK, and various states are pushing "protect the children!" laws that will effectively mandate age verification technologies for most websites.

Turns out the French data protection agency (which doesn't mess around) has said that all existing age verification technologies violate people's privacy...

techdirt.com/2022/11/30/as-us-

Wow it turns out that Elon Musk owning twitter and allowing all the nazis and shitheads back on has... driven a huge rise in hate speech! Couldn't have seen this one coming. theverge.com/2022/12/2/2348980

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