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"Cryptocurrencies are everything people don’t know about computers combined with everything they don’t understand about money."

@dansup As a business model, it sounds like a good approach! As a user, built in domain verification tools already tell me that a user is really who they say. So rather than a "verification" badge, you might consider calling it a "supporter" badge or something like that. Meta is doing something similar.

@jadolg if you get really philosophical about it, all software problems are political problems!

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I read somewhere that Fitbits are just modern day Tamagotchis and the stupid animal you’re trying to keep healthy is just you. I think about that a lot.

@dansup I think both are awful! Put a goddamn border and some depth on those buttons, for fuck's sake!

She's a 10 but she's proud of being unvaccinated.

Who are we kidding? Anyone that dumb is a 4, tops.

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the middle schooler: then I installed linux on my [school] chromebook

me: um are you allowed to do that?

middle schooler: I asked our tech teacher and he doesn't know what linux is so I decided yes

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Q: Why is Donald Trump suddenly selling $60 bibles?

A: It enables churches to funnel money to him without violating the (US law) ban on political campaigning by churches—it's a form of money laundering, in other words.

Me: *trying to open a design file so I can implement a new feature for a client*

Figma: "Please download and install an update, login, consider attending our conference, take a tour of our new app features, and help us file 12 years of back taxes"

Me: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Some guy corrected my sauna technique in a very rude way.

Him: "No! No! No! You're doing it wrong! You ever been to Russian banya"

Me: "If you want it done the Russian way, go back to Russia 🖕🏻"

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Slowly realizing our current existence on planet earth is actually more dystopian than almost any fictional story told but when faced with a plague of inhumanity my strongest protest to it is giving out as much love, compassion, and kindness as I can.

@Daojoan I find I need people *more*! The separation of covid was traumatic and I'm still healing!

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ACAB does not include sheriffs seizing Trump property.

I have too much self respect to listen to any relationship coach whose entire philosophy seems to be "men are the problem".

On that note, Mastodon's server migration process is ridiculously easy!

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Ok, I realize that without the photo for context this toot is as useful as a fart 💨

Gonna need to migrate servers again...

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The world needs more fruit bars 🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍑🍊🍋🍍🍌🍏🍈🍐🥝🥭🫐

Thinking about using a dedicated Mastodon account to write a book via toots, and then organizing those toots into an entertaining ebook, final topic and format TBD. Any suggestions welcome!

I don't want to be an angry person, but I've been feeling a lot of anger about the level of hate I've been seeing in the world lately. Like, what the fuck is wrong with everyone? Why can't humans be good to each other? 💔

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In #Hungary when a good person pass away they get into The Tomato.

(Paradicsom.)

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