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I'm sorry but tim pool is an objectivity funny name

basically the story goes like: my grandpa was hungover in church and had his sunglasses on. a guy in front of him turns around and is like "hey fuckface take your sunglasses off it's rude to wear them inside" and my grandpa grabs his bible and throws it at the guy, but he ducks and it hits my grandma. and thats the story of how my grandparents met.

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It's always the neoliberals who role their eyes when you mention neoliberalism.

She called me this morning in tears because of what she told me before ANNND because my rendering of coldplay's fix you is sad AF

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So yesterday me and my crush were talking over the phone and shit got really intense, she told me some pretty sad and personal stuff and that was that.

But me, being the bigest brain in the room, recorded a song for her on the piano......I choose possibly the saddest song possible.....

WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON'T SUCCEEDED

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RIP
Jobs
1920-2020
Epitaph: We hated you but you gave us money

mindfulness meditation implies the existence of mindlessness meditation

What I don't like about quarantine is that everyone is zooming and facetimeing all the time and I just wanna loudly play piano

This corona virus thing will only be cured with enough

Human Rights Coalition is who people gave money to in order to get those yellow equals signs on a blue background bumper stickers or laptop stickers

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Wtf I'm cleaning my room and I don't want enforced monogamy I want my money back Dr Peterson

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