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1) Bernie sweeps Super Tuesday

2) Bernie wins the nom

3) Bernie eats the amulet to become Dark Bernie

4) Dark Bernie releases Bernie Bugs in Dallas

5) Texas engulfed

6) Texas quarantined for 10,000 years, stripped of electoral votes

7) President Sanders

You really trusted a man with a name like "Computer Science Lewis " to have good takes? Buddy...

your mum was an okay lay. needs more cowbell though.

Feeling really cute rn
Like everything is super freaking adorable

Fuck you, I won't learn to code!
Fuck you, I won't learn to code!
Fuck you, I won't learn to code!
Fuck you, I won't learn to code!
Fuck you, I won't learn to code!
Fuck you, I won't learn to code!

Motherfucker!
Ugh!

I wanna be as happy as a kid with a balloon on Tuesday morning

Those laughs that sound like a wooden door cracking are why I keep going sometimes

A two hour class

TWO HOURS

and my team did jack shit, its not like we have GROUPWORK TO DO

@witchy transhumanism is pretty reactionary. no don't fix the world wait for tech to save us

But no nose picking or sniffing happened so thats disappointing

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So I did confront my professor that reminds me of zizek about his zizek-ness

He never heard of him so I quickly explained his deal and he pretty much agreed 100%

CRUSH UPDATE 

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