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y'know what they say: you can't make an omelet

you

you just can't do it

- Make coffee
- Forget coffee
- Find cold coffee
- Reheat coffee
- Sip coffee
- Forget coffee
- Make more coffee
- Find old coffee
- Throw old coffee
- Sip new coffee
- Forget coffee
- Make more coffee

I should start using post-it notes or something

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seatbelts but for the toilet

marxism

cat levels are holding at 74%

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my podcast is me lowering a microphone down a well in order to try and hear the desire of the earth

If I were a d&d player, i would simply target the economic backbone of the campaign's villain

had to bust this out. literally never fails to get them mask off

lewd miyamoto meme

Figured I'd share this. This is important.

cum is just license keys for the uterus. thankyou