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Teacher: ...
Me: ITS LIKE THAT JOKE IN THE eh AMERICAN FILM THAT eh I DONT REMEMBER THA NAME OF IT AND eh IN IT A MAN ASKS FOR COFEE WIYHOUT MILK eh AND THE PERSON SAYS I CAN ONLY GIVE YOU COFEE WITHOUT CREAM
I don't *namedrop* zizek, I just raise my hand and say: Its just like in the movie they live while fidgeting with my nose
My observation's class is basically all about acknowledging scientific paradigms.
AKA (1) reformulating platos cave allegory or (2) talking shit on ideology and I cant help but bring up zizek each time I raise my hand
I mean,,,this happened a while ago. I just realized today that my voicenotes are long as shit
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cat levels are holding at 74%
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So I started texting my crush and now a few minute long voice notes are happening and two weaks later I record a full blown podcast help
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my podcast is me lowering a microphone down a well in order to try and hear the desire of the earth
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If I were a d&d player, i would simply target the economic backbone of the campaign's villain
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had to bust this out. literally never fails to get them mask off
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Me: *writes homework in markdown*
My teammate: ARE YOU A HACKER
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cum is just license keys for the uterus. thankyou
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I OK boomer myself
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seed phrase: Crow Eagle Nightingale Dinosaur Louse (HQ: http://aka-san.halcy.de/quasi/1354505686.gif )
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@checkervest there's literally nothing homeowners hate about homeless people that wouldn't be solved by giving them a home.
They leave trash around! Yeah they lack garbage pickup. Give them a home
They are always ranting and raving. Me too, but I have four walls so nobody sees. Give them a house
They're dirty. They don't have a room dedicated to getting clean. Give them a home
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