alex-esc's old account @alexesc@librem.one

"cool quotes from 1984 and fight club to write on the front of my social studies binder for school" #recentgooglesearches

Okay this is epic

i would like to announce that bones are fake

A friend sent me this.

Step into my panopticon please

1) Bernie sweeps Super Tuesday

2) Bernie wins the nom

3) Bernie eats the amulet to become Dark Bernie

4) Dark Bernie releases Bernie Bugs in Dallas

5) Texas engulfed

6) Texas quarantined for 10,000 years, stripped of electoral votes

7) President Sanders

Simulacra, Simulation, and Coffee

yeah i use linux

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You really trusted a man with a name like "Computer Science Lewis " to have good takes? Buddy...

your mum was an okay lay. needs more cowbell though.

Fuck you, I won't learn to code!
Fuck you, I won't learn to code!
Fuck you, I won't learn to code!
Fuck you, I won't learn to code!
Fuck you, I won't learn to code!
Fuck you, I won't learn to code!

Motherfucker!
Ugh!