alex-esc's old account @alexesc@librem.one

mods asleep, post seductive Bernie

not all things need to last forever to be valuable

not all things have to grow exponentially to be valuable

lmaooooo they went and made bojack horseman real! what will netflix' marketing department cook up next? 👀 🤣 🤣 🤣

I hate being a customer.

y'know what they say: you can't make an omelet

you

you just can't do it

- Make coffee
- Forget coffee
- Find cold coffee
- Reheat coffee
- Sip coffee
- Forget coffee
- Make more coffee
- Find old coffee
- Throw old coffee
- Sip new coffee
- Forget coffee
- Make more coffee

I should start using post-it notes or something

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Band name:

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seatbelts but for the toilet

marxism